National Press Club,
Morning Newsmaker.
Monday May 15, 1995 0900
Francesca von Habsburg, Archduchess of Austria. "Restoration &
Reconstruction of War-Damaged and Vandalized Art & Architecture
in Dubrovnik, Croatia".
Only some twenty souls were in attendance. The Archduchess apologized
for stumbling over her script, drafted by an anonymous hand inexpert
in English phraseology. Her Highness said Her Highness prefers to speak
extemporaneously rather than reading. Touted as an art historian and
founder of "ARCH," an organization to train restorators in
former USSR and Yugoslavia, Her Highness mispronounced stele as a monosyllable,
tantamount to catastrophe as trisyllabic. "I have nothing against
the Serbian people, but..." Some of Her Highness's best friends
are certainly Jews, too. Then, Her Highness went
on: the good Serbs, 100,000 educated ones, have left Belgrade. Her Highness
made repeated reference to "the Serbian National Army" [sic
] and its "systematic" destruction of Croatian artistic heritage.
Some 40 35mm slides were projected. The first one showed a damaged neo-Baroque
building with a distinctly Orthodox cross. I asked "what kind of
church is that?" Quoth Her Highness: "Catholic." Said
I: "It's Orthodox; look at the cross. Any iconographer can see
that." The audience was generally quiet then, but two shills and
the moderator tried to hush me. The building was the Orthodox church
of St. Nicholas in Mirkovci, the steeple shelled, iconostasis riddled
with bullets, and the interior
-- not shown -- dynamited in 1991.
Despite the title of the talk, most of Her Highness's slides were not
of Dubrovnik. Her Highness showed a slide apparently made from an old
snapshot, showing herself as a girl with mother and father in Mostar.
Her Highness observed that this slide was "reversed," indicating
familiarity with this one, but she repeatedly said of art objects on
other slides: "this is from a little town, I don't remember exactly."
Regarding the old Turkish bridge at Mostar, Her Highness said it had
been "burnt" down, I interjected: "it was a stone bridge.
It was blown up, and not by the Serbs, by the Croats." Herself,
with some irritation
replied: "everyone knows it was destroyed by the Croatians."
Her Highness remarked that many objets d'art were damaged not only by
bad Serbs, but even more by poor conditions of storage in dank cellars.
Apparently confusing her childhood tours to the Dead Sea and Death Valley
with the plate tectonics of the region (Italy and the Alps rising, Dalmatia
sinking, Her Highness explained to the audience [blessed are the meek]
that "Dubrovnik was originally under sea level." For a finale
Her Highness showed three slides, the ultimate and antepenultimate showing
the shell of a two-level villa at ]ilipi, near the airport. (Airports
are seldom found inside the walls of medieval cities these days.) Between
the exterior views of this villa Her Highness showed an interior shot
of a gutted building. I requested Her Highness to show the last three
slides again. "They're not the same building," I said. A couple
people were hostile to this. Rattled, Her Highness ran through the last
three slides again. I said "The villa in your pictures has two
levels. The interior shot has five or six floors. It housed a collection
of icons sacred to the Serbian Orthodox church in the Old City of Dubrovnik."
Some guests appeared able to count and note the mis-match. "We'll
just have to agree to disagree," said Her Highness amicably. "I'll
bet you a sixpack of Stiegl beer," I retorted jovially. Her Highness
then brought up Vukovar, alleging that the Bauer Collection of modern
art had been stolen by the Serbs. I raised my hand. The moderator insisted
that I could not make any statement, but only ask a question. I asked:
"May I give you the information I have from the Curator of the
Vukovar Museum?" Her Highness: "Yes." I: "The Bauer
collection was housed in the city museum, originally the palace of Graf
Eltz. Croatian forces held the palace until the fall of the city on
18 November 1991. When they left, the Bauer Collection was gone with
them. The Bauer collection is not housed at Novi Sad, where many treasures
of the area are housed." The moderator got huffy, demanding "only
questions!". I reminded him that I had asked a question, i.e. "May
I tell you what the information given to me by the Curator of the Vukovar
Museum?" Her Highness had said yes, so I continued: "I personally
inspected parish registers, written in Latin (my MA specialization was
in medieval Latin), some dating back 200 years, which had been used
in place of sandbags by Croatian snipers firing from the palace windows.
The Curator also informed me that the prehistoric artifacts excavated
at nearby Vu~edol (a late copper, early Bronze Age site of ca. 3000
BC, a culture related to the Baden Culture south of Vienna), had also
been taken by retreating Croatian forces." The presentation ended.
A few of the public lined up to meet her Highness. I stepped in line,
but the moderator demanded to see my press credentials (but not those
of anyone else), and summoned security.
Escorting me to the desk, the moderator with great ceremony greeted
Jörg Haider, extreme right-wing Austrian politician (Freiheitliche
Partei Oesterreichs), just arriving for his gig, following the Archducal
slide show. A big day for Gemuetlichkeit. The security man was gemuetlich.
Then off to Senator Helms' office with photos in living color of involuntary
organ donors, Serbs slaughtered in Croatia for the health care providers
of the German transplant market, the surgery performed in Austrian-built
mini-hospitals on a van chassis.
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February 14, 1996
Editor
US News & World Report
2400 "N" Street NW
Washington DC 20037-1196
Dear Editor:
Fouad Ajami (February 19, page 67) writes: "the horrific acts
of the Serbs cannot be edited out of their history." Well and good,
nobody's should, but this Muslim advocate does edit out the horrific
acts of Muslims and Croats, and evilly interpolates them into the book
of Serb sins.
This editing out and in of horrific acts is epitomized in your photo:
it shows the spot where, from 1566 to 1983, Mostar's graceful old Turkish
bridge spanned the Neretva, until it was blown up --- by Croats.
Poor, tormented Mostar is a city more heavily damaged by far than
Sarajevo. -- Croats and Muslims reduced to rubble Mostar's Serb Orthodox
cathedral.
-- Before the war 24,000 Serbs lived in Mostar. Where are they now?
Truly yours,
J. P. Maher Ph. D.
4752 N. Lincoln Avenue (312) 728-0125
Chicago IL 60625 (312) 784-0827
J P MAHER
National Press Club, Morning Newsmaker. Monday May 15, 1995 0900
Francesca von Habsburg, Archduchess of Austria. "Restoration &
Reconstruction of War-Damaged and Vandalized Art & Architecture
in Dubrovnik, Croatia".
Only some twenty souls were in attendance. The Archduchess apologized
for stumbling over her script, drafted by an anonymous hand inexpert
in English phraseology. Her Highness said Her Highness prefers to speak
extemporaneously rather than reading. Touted as an art historian and
founder of "ARCH," an organization to train restorators in
former USSR and Yugoslavia, Her Highness mispronounced stele as a monosyllable,
tantamount to catastrophe as trisyllabic.
"I have nothing against the Serbian people, but..." Some
of Her Highness's best friends are certainly Jews, too. Then, Her Highness
went
on: the good Serbs, 100,000 educated ones, have left Belgrade. Her Highness
made repeated reference to "the Serbian National Army" [sic]
and its "systematic" destruction of Croatian artistic heritage.
Some 40 35mm slides were projected. The first one showed a damaged
neo-Baroque building with a distinctly Orthodox cross. I asked "what
kind of church is that?" Quoth Her Highness: "Catholic."
Said I: "It's Orthodox; look at the cross. Any iconographer can
see that." The audience was generally quiet then, but two shills
and the moderator tried to hush me.The building was the Orthodox church
of St. Nicholas in Mirkovci, the steeple shelled, iconostasis riddled
with bullets, and the interior
-- not shown -- dynamited in 1991.
Despite the title of the talk, most of Her Highness's slides were
not of Dubrovnik. Her Highness showed a slide apparently made from an
old snapshot, showing herself as a girl with mother and father in Mostar,
with parents. Her Highness observed that this slide was "reversed,"
indicating familiarity with this one, but she repeatedly said of art
objects on other slides: "this is from a little town, I don't remember
exactly."
Regarding the old Turkish bridge at Mostar, Her Highness said it had
been "burnt" down, I interjected: "it was a stone bridge.
It was blown up, and not by the Serbs, by the Croats." Herself,
with some irritation
replied: "everyone knows it was destroyed by the Croatians."
Her Highness remarked that many objets d'art were damaged not only
by bad Serbs, but even more by poor conditions of storage in dank cellars.
Apparently confusing her childhood tours to the Dead Sea and Death Valley
with the plate tectonics of the region (Italy and the Alps rising, Dalmatia
sinking, Her Highness explained to the audience [blessed are the meek]
that "Dubrovnik was originally under sea level."
For a finale Her Highness showed three slides, the ultimate and antepenultimate
showing the shell of a two-level villa at Cilipi, near the airport.
(Airports are seldom found inside the walls of medieval cities these
days.) Between the exterior views of this villa Her Highness showed
an interior shot of a gutted building. I requested Her Highness to show
the last three slides again. "They're not the same building,"
I said. A couple people were hostile to this. Rattled, Her Highness
ran through the last three slides again. I said "The villa in your
pictures has two levels. The interior shot has five or six floors. It's
the library of the Serbian Orthodox church in the Old City of Dubrovnik."
Some guests appeared able to count and note the mis-match. "We'll
just have to agree to disagree," said Her Highness amicably. "I'll
bet you a sixpack of Stiegl beer," I retorted jovially. Her Highness
then brought up Vukovar, alleging that the Bauer Collection of modern
art had been stolen by the Serbs. I raised my hand. The moderator insisted
that I could not make any statement, but only ask a question. I asked:
"May I give you the information I have from the Curator of the
Vukovar Museum?" Her Highness: "Yes." I: "The Bauer
collection was housed in the city museum, originally the palace of Graf
Eltz. Croatian forces held the palace until the fall of the city on
19 November 1991. When they left, the Bauer Collection was gone with
them. The Bauer collection is not housed at Novi Sad, where many treasures
of the area are housed." The moderator got huffy, demanding "only
questions!". I reminded him that I had asked a question, i.e. "May
I tell you what the information given to me by the Curator of the Vukovar
Museum?" Her Highness had said yes, so I continued: "I personally
inspected parish registers, written in Latin (my MA specialization was
in medieval Latin), some dating back 200 years, which had been used
in place of sandbags by Croatian snipers firing from the palace windows.
The Curator also informed me that the prehistoric artifacts excavated
at nearby Vucedol (a late copper, early Bronze Age site of ca. 3000
BC, a culture related to the Baden Culture south of Vienna), had also
been taken by retreating Croatian forces." The presentation ended.
A few of the public lined up to meet her Highness. I stepped in line,
but the moderator demanded to see my press credentials (but not those
of anyone else), and summoned security.
Escorting me to the desk, the moderator with great ceremony greeted
Jörg Haider, extreme right-wing Austrian politician (Freiheitliche
Partei österreichs), just arriving for his gig, following the Archducal
slide show. A big day for Gemütlichkeit. The security man was gemütlich.
Then off to Senator Helms' office with photos in living color of involuntary
organ donors, Serbs slaughtered in Croatia for the health care providers
of the German transplant market, the surgery performed in Austrian-built
mini-hospitals on a van chassis.
ML
1) Née Thyssen-Bornemisza, (is the spelling on the the handout
correct?) Her father is as avid an art collector as the late H. Goering.
The name after the hyphen would appear to stem from the Hungarian for
"teetotaler" bo'rnemissza (literally non (nem) drinker (issza)
of wine
(bo'r).
2) Evidenced by turns of phrase literally translated from German or
Croatian and blended with the wrong turn in English: e.g. "blown
up into thin air" (in die Luft gesprengt, u zrak dignut).